Post by Hayate on Jul 8, 2007 19:34:14 GMT -5
~ The Abandoned Racecourse of Dragus-Runica; April 16, 2037 ~
Announcer: Welcome back, race fans! If you’re just now joining us, you missed one hell of a race! What started out as a gripping competition between 50 pairs of steam bike riders is now a struggle for first place between only TWO pairs of riders!!! Who will take home first prize - Team Hayate or Team Kyuzo?
Hayate: Grrrr…
Kyuzo: …
Announcer: Both rider teams are down the home stretch!! IT’S ALL OR NOTHING!!!
Hayate/Kyuzo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*as Hayate and Kyuzo near the finish line, time almost appears to slow down*
Announcer: …
Orion: …
Aquitaine: …
*time picks up again as Hayate and Kyuzo cross the finish line*
Announcer: THAT’S IT!!! IT’S OVER!!!
*the steam bikes screech to a halt, and the riders dismount the bikes*
Announcer: It’s a photo finish! …And the winner of the 7th Annual Dragus-Runica Steam Bike Derby is…
Hayate: …
Izumi: …
Kyuzo: …
Haruhi: …
Neon: …
Usa-chan: …
Announcer: … *gasp* I… I don’t believe my eyes… It’s a tie!!! This is the first time I’ve ever seen anything like this, folks! The first Annual Dragus-Runica Steam Bike Derby that’s ended in a tie!!! H-How do we decide the winner?!?
Kyuzo: *sigh* …Another race maybe?
Hayate: Yeah, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Izumi: Hmm? …Hey, Hayate, listen!
*Izumi turns Hayate’s attention to the crowd*
Crowd: *chanting* HA-YA-TE!! HA-YA-TE!! HA-YA-TE!! HA-YA-TE!!
Hayate: …Whoa…
Announcer: Hehehe… Well, I guess that answers that question!!
Kyuzo: What!?
Announcer: The winner of the 7th Annual Dragus-Runica Steam Bike Derby is…
Kyuzo: NO!!!
Announcer: …TEAM HAYATE!!!!
Hayate/Izumi: *gasp* WE WON!!!!
Kyuzo: Grrrr…
*suddenly, a bruised, battered, and beaten Piros runs over*
Piros VIII: *panting* What happened!? What’d I miss!?
Kyuzo: …Piros…bend over…
Piros VIII: Um… Okay, but why am I--
*Kyuzo suddenly starts kicking Piros’ ass repeatedly*
Piros VIII: OW!!! OW!!! WHAT’D I DO TO-- OW!! --DESERVE THIS?!?
*soon, Hayate and Izumi stand on a stage as an NPC presents Elk’s Staff and the Steam Bike Derby Trophy to them; Hayate holds up Elk’s Staff and Izumi holds up the trophy in victory; the crowd cheers and applauds loudly*
Aquitaine: Heh… That’s a pretty cool kid you got in your guild…
Orion: …You’re right… He is…
*meanwhile, in a mysterious field, the girl on the water speaks to herself*
Girl: Ka…zu…to… *smiles*
~ Eternal City of Mac Anu; April 17, 2037 ~
*Hayate logs in, and is almost immediately swamped by fanatic PC’s*
PC1: Hayate!!!
PC2: Can I have your autograph!?
PC3: Hayate!! Over here!!
Hayate: *sweatdrop* Hehehe…
: Hey!!!
*suddenly, the entire crowd divides to let Aquitaine pass through*
PC2: Whoa… That’s Aquitaine…
PC4: You mean Kestrel’s…?
PC1: You think she wants an autograph too?
*Aquitaine walks over to Hayate and looks down at him*
Hayate: …Uh…
Aquitaine: …
*suddenly, Aquitaine gives Hayate her member address*
Aquitaine: …Gimme an invite sometime, ‘kay? *wink*
Hayate: *sweatdrop* Uh… S-Sure…
*Aquitaine gates out, leaving Hayate dumbfounded*
PC’s: …Whoa…
Hayate: I, uh…g-gotta go now!! *dashes into Mac Anu*
*in Mac Anu Square…*
Hayate: *panting* Oh, man…
PC6: Huh? …Hey, look, it’s Hayate!
PC7: Quick! Let’s see if we can get his member address!!
Hayate: CRAP!!! *runs towards the Mercenary District*
PC’s: COME BACK, HAYATE!!!
Hayate: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
*Kyuzo watches as the mob of PC’s chases down Hayate*
Kyuzo: Hmph!! Where does that kid get off!? I bet he just entered the race to make me look bad!! And now look!! He’s just as popular as that Ren girl!!! …Hmm? Where’s that music coming from?
: There’s nothing beautiful about envy, you know…
*Kyuzo turns around to see Endrance, one of the stricter system moderators*
Kyuzo: HOLY CRAP!!! …Dammit, don’t sneak up on me like that!!
Endrance: …The eyes of one can sometimes act as the eyes of millions…
Kyuzo: …Uh… What?
Endrance: …I’d received word that someone had cast a spell on another player while in Mac Anu one week ago…
Kyuzo: …What’s your point?
Endrance: …Mr. Kyuzo… Are you aware of the punishment for hacking? Hacking such as casting Mumyn Lei on an unsuspecting Wave Templar while in a Root Town?
Kyuzo: …
Endrance: …That’s what I thought… I’m keeping my eye on you, so if I were you, Mr. Kyuzo… I’d watch my step… *disappears in a swirl of rose petals*
Kyuzo: …Freak…
*meanwhile, in the Mercenary District…*
PC’s: COME ON, HE WENT THIS WAY!!!
*as the crowd heads down to the Harbor District, Hayate pops out of the alleyway*
Hayate: *sigh* I finally…lost them… Maybe now I can catch a breather…
: HEY, YOU!!!
Hayate: HOLY CRAP, THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!! *falls over*
: …
Hayate: …Hmm? What just…?
*Hayate gets up and turns around to see a Blade Brandier with long red hair*
: Yeah, you! The blond guy! *walks over*
Hayate: Uh… Is there something you want from--
*suddenly, the girl grabs Hayate’s collar with her right hand*
: Where’s Kyuzo?!?
Hayate: *gulp* E-Excuse me!?
: You raced him in the derby yesterday, didn’t you? Tell me where he is!!
Hayate: I… I d-don’t know!!! He just pops up unexpectedly!!!
: Hmm…
*the girl lets go of Hayate and throws him to the ground*
Hayate: Oof!
: You’d better not be lying!!!
Hayate: I-I’m not!!!
: HANABI!!!
Hayate: Oh, what now?!?
*another red-haired PC, an Ardent Corsair girl, runs over to rein in the first girl*
Hanabi: Oh! Aly-neesan!
Hayate: Aly-who!?
*the Defender girl runs up to Hanabi’s side*
: I’m really sorry about this. I hope my little sister hasn’t caused you any trouble.
Hayate: I-It’s okay, really… Uh…
Alkaid: Oh, I’m sorry again. My name’s Alkaid. And this is my little sister Hanabi.
Hanabi: Hmph!
Hayate: Um… I’m Hayate.
Alkaid: Hanabi! What do you say?
Hanabi: …Yeah, whatever. Sorry.
Hayate: …Not very open with her feelings, is she?
Alkaid: *sigh* You have no idea…
Hanabi: Hey!
Alkaid: She can be quite a handful sometimes.
Hanabi: I’m standing right here, you know!
Hayate: …Hey, why are you looking for Kyuzo anyway?
Hanabi: What else!? To defeat him!!!
Hayate: Defeat him?!?
Hanabi: Of course!! As the “Persistent Firecracker”, I aim to be the strongest Blade Brandier in The World!!!!!
Hayate: …Persistent…what…?
Alkaid: *sigh* It’s nothing. Hmm… Hey, Hayate?
Hayate: Huh? What?
Alkaid: I have a favor to ask. You see, I’m really busy in the real world today, so I need people I can trust to keep an eye on my sister.
Hayate: And you’re asking me!?
Alkaid: Yeah, I know, I just met you and all, but I don’t have anyone else to turn to. You see… When it comes to The World, my sister loves to cause trouble.
Hayate: Trouble? What kind?
Alkaid: Yesterday, she challenged the Kestrel guildmaster to a fight. When I went to bail her out, I had to give them all the GP I had so they would leave her alone…
Hayate: …Ouch…
Hanabi: Hmph! I still think I could’ve handled them by myself!
Hayate: …It’s just for one day, right…?
Alkaid: Just one day.
Hayate: Well… Sure, I guess I could watch her.
Alkaid: Really!?
Hanabi: Aly-neesan!! I don’t need a babysitter!!
Alkaid: I’ll be back in a few hours, okay? Thanks again! *logs out*
Hanabi: Hey!!! Don’t ignore me like that!!!
*Hayate and Hanabi look each other in the eyes*
Hayate: …Hehehe…
Hanabi: Hmph!
*…Glaive LeGable @home…*
Coolidge: …Oh, man, I could look at that trophy all day…
Usa-chan: It is pretty, isn’t it? *glomps Izumi* Oh, I’m so proud of you, Izumi-chan!!!
Izumi: Uh… T-Thank you, Usa-chan, but… H-Hayate did most of the work…
Neon: Speaking of which, where is that kid?
Coolidge: Hehehe… Probably busy signing autographs.
*suddenly, Hayate walks in with Hanabi*
Hayate: Hey, guys…
Orion: Welcome back, Hayate. …Hmm? Who’s your friend?
Hayate: This is Hanabi.
Hanabi: So… This is your @home? Pffff! Kestrel’s @home’s bigger!
Coolidge: …Yeah, so? We’re an intermediate guild!
Hanabi: Hmph!
Coolidge: Grrrr…
Usa-chan: So, what’s she following you for?
Hayate: Well…
*three minutes later…*
Hayate: …and that’s pretty much it.
Coolidge: So… You’re a babysitter?
Hayate: …Don’t rub it in…
Izumi: It’s only for a few hours, right? We can help if you want.
Hayate: Really?
Usa-chan: Yeah!!! Let’s go to my favorite area!!!
Hanabi: Yeah, why not? This place bores me anyway.
Coolidge: …This girl’s beginning to piss me off…
*D Hidden Forbidden Radiation ~ Arche Koeln Falls*
Usa-chan: This is my favorite area in The World! Isn’t it beautiful?
Hanabi: What the hell!? I thought you were taking me someplace to fight monsters!
Hayate: Later, Hanabi, I promise.
Hanabi: *groan*
Usa-chan: Oh, look! They’re here!
*Chibi-Usa turns Hanabi’s attention to floating Aura Spheres*
Hanabi: *sarcastically* Wow…
Izumi: Cute, aren’t they? They’re called Aura--
Hanabi: Yawn.
Usa-chan: *emitting a black aura* Grrrr… This girl’s beginning to get on my nerves…
Neon: Let it go, Usa-chan… Just let it go…
Hanabi: Forget this! I’m going somewhere to fight monsters!
Coolidge: Hmph! …You wanna fight monsters? Fine… How about…the strongest monster in The World!?
Hanabi: Now we’re talkin’!
Hayate: Coolidge, are you sure about this?
Coolidge: Sure! What better way to get her mind off monsters than scare it out of her?
Hayate: Well… If you say so…
*q Returning Invincible Huge Being ~ Dark Morrigu Barrow Wall*
Coolidge: Okay! You can open your eyes now!
*Hanabi opens her eyes and comes face to face with The One Sin*
The One Sin: *loud roar*
Hanabi: …
Neon: …So, what’ll it be, Hanabi?
Hanabi: …
Hayate: (…I think it’s working…)
Hanabi: I… I…
Hayate: (It is working!!)
Hanabi: I say… DO OR DIE!!!!
Hayate: (SAY WHAT?!?)
*Hanabi starts running towards The One Sin*
Hayate: What now, Coolidge?!?!?
Coolidge: My bad!!! I didn’t think she’d actually say yes!!!
Hayate: That’s your problem!!! You never think!!!
Coolidge: Hey, at least I didn’t agree to be a babysitter!!!!!
Izumi: Uh… Guys?
Hayate/Coolidge: Huh?
*the guys see Hanabi on the ground, her body in black and white*
Usa-chan: …What now?
Hayate: We revive Hanabi and get the hell outta here, that’s what!!!
*Izumi revives Hanabi with Rip Maen*
Hanabi: Ahh! Okay! Let’s try again! *gets killed* Dammit!!!
Hayate: …
Coolidge: …
Izumi: …
Neon: …
Usa-chan: …
*Izumi, Coolidge, Neon, and Chibi-Usa all glare angrily at Hayate*
Hayate: Uh… Hehehe…
~ Next Time on Infected! ~
Hanabi: You’re all boring! I’m gonna find my own adventure!
Hayate: Hanabi, wait!
~*~*~*~
Kyuzo: …I hear you’re lookin’ for me…
Hanabi: Kyuzo!!!
~*~*~*~
Coolidge: …This ain’t good…
Neon: *sarcastically* …What was your first clue?
~*~*~*~
Alkaid: I’m back! …Hmm?
Hayate: …
Alkaid: What’s wrong, Hayate? …Wait. Where’s Hanabi?
7th Phase: Pandemonium’s Prelude!
Announcer: Welcome back, race fans! If you’re just now joining us, you missed one hell of a race! What started out as a gripping competition between 50 pairs of steam bike riders is now a struggle for first place between only TWO pairs of riders!!! Who will take home first prize - Team Hayate or Team Kyuzo?
Hayate: Grrrr…
Kyuzo: …
Announcer: Both rider teams are down the home stretch!! IT’S ALL OR NOTHING!!!
Hayate/Kyuzo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*as Hayate and Kyuzo near the finish line, time almost appears to slow down*
Announcer: …
Orion: …
Aquitaine: …
*time picks up again as Hayate and Kyuzo cross the finish line*
Announcer: THAT’S IT!!! IT’S OVER!!!
*the steam bikes screech to a halt, and the riders dismount the bikes*
Announcer: It’s a photo finish! …And the winner of the 7th Annual Dragus-Runica Steam Bike Derby is…
Hayate: …
Izumi: …
Kyuzo: …
Haruhi: …
Neon: …
Usa-chan: …
Announcer: … *gasp* I… I don’t believe my eyes… It’s a tie!!! This is the first time I’ve ever seen anything like this, folks! The first Annual Dragus-Runica Steam Bike Derby that’s ended in a tie!!! H-How do we decide the winner?!?
Kyuzo: *sigh* …Another race maybe?
Hayate: Yeah, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Izumi: Hmm? …Hey, Hayate, listen!
*Izumi turns Hayate’s attention to the crowd*
Crowd: *chanting* HA-YA-TE!! HA-YA-TE!! HA-YA-TE!! HA-YA-TE!!
Hayate: …Whoa…
Announcer: Hehehe… Well, I guess that answers that question!!
Kyuzo: What!?
Announcer: The winner of the 7th Annual Dragus-Runica Steam Bike Derby is…
Kyuzo: NO!!!
Announcer: …TEAM HAYATE!!!!
Hayate/Izumi: *gasp* WE WON!!!!
Kyuzo: Grrrr…
*suddenly, a bruised, battered, and beaten Piros runs over*
Piros VIII: *panting* What happened!? What’d I miss!?
Kyuzo: …Piros…bend over…
Piros VIII: Um… Okay, but why am I--
*Kyuzo suddenly starts kicking Piros’ ass repeatedly*
Piros VIII: OW!!! OW!!! WHAT’D I DO TO-- OW!! --DESERVE THIS?!?
*soon, Hayate and Izumi stand on a stage as an NPC presents Elk’s Staff and the Steam Bike Derby Trophy to them; Hayate holds up Elk’s Staff and Izumi holds up the trophy in victory; the crowd cheers and applauds loudly*
Aquitaine: Heh… That’s a pretty cool kid you got in your guild…
Orion: …You’re right… He is…
*meanwhile, in a mysterious field, the girl on the water speaks to herself*
Girl: Ka…zu…to… *smiles*
~ Eternal City of Mac Anu; April 17, 2037 ~
*Hayate logs in, and is almost immediately swamped by fanatic PC’s*
PC1: Hayate!!!
PC2: Can I have your autograph!?
PC3: Hayate!! Over here!!
Hayate: *sweatdrop* Hehehe…
: Hey!!!*suddenly, the entire crowd divides to let Aquitaine pass through*
PC2: Whoa… That’s Aquitaine…
PC4: You mean Kestrel’s…?
PC1: You think she wants an autograph too?
*Aquitaine walks over to Hayate and looks down at him*
Hayate: …Uh…
Aquitaine: …
*suddenly, Aquitaine gives Hayate her member address*
Aquitaine: …Gimme an invite sometime, ‘kay? *wink*
Hayate: *sweatdrop* Uh… S-Sure…
*Aquitaine gates out, leaving Hayate dumbfounded*
PC’s: …Whoa…
Hayate: I, uh…g-gotta go now!! *dashes into Mac Anu*
*in Mac Anu Square…*
Hayate: *panting* Oh, man…
PC6: Huh? …Hey, look, it’s Hayate!
PC7: Quick! Let’s see if we can get his member address!!
Hayate: CRAP!!! *runs towards the Mercenary District*
PC’s: COME BACK, HAYATE!!!
Hayate: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
*Kyuzo watches as the mob of PC’s chases down Hayate*
Kyuzo: Hmph!! Where does that kid get off!? I bet he just entered the race to make me look bad!! And now look!! He’s just as popular as that Ren girl!!! …Hmm? Where’s that music coming from?
: There’s nothing beautiful about envy, you know…*Kyuzo turns around to see Endrance, one of the stricter system moderators*
Kyuzo: HOLY CRAP!!! …Dammit, don’t sneak up on me like that!!
Endrance: …The eyes of one can sometimes act as the eyes of millions…
Kyuzo: …Uh… What?
Endrance: …I’d received word that someone had cast a spell on another player while in Mac Anu one week ago…
Kyuzo: …What’s your point?
Endrance: …Mr. Kyuzo… Are you aware of the punishment for hacking? Hacking such as casting Mumyn Lei on an unsuspecting Wave Templar while in a Root Town?
Kyuzo: …
Endrance: …That’s what I thought… I’m keeping my eye on you, so if I were you, Mr. Kyuzo… I’d watch my step… *disappears in a swirl of rose petals*
Kyuzo: …Freak…
*meanwhile, in the Mercenary District…*
PC’s: COME ON, HE WENT THIS WAY!!!
*as the crowd heads down to the Harbor District, Hayate pops out of the alleyway*
Hayate: *sigh* I finally…lost them… Maybe now I can catch a breather…
: HEY, YOU!!!Hayate: HOLY CRAP, THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!! *falls over*
: …Hayate: …Hmm? What just…?
*Hayate gets up and turns around to see a Blade Brandier with long red hair*
: Yeah, you! The blond guy! *walks over*Hayate: Uh… Is there something you want from--
*suddenly, the girl grabs Hayate’s collar with her right hand*
: Where’s Kyuzo?!?Hayate: *gulp* E-Excuse me!?
: You raced him in the derby yesterday, didn’t you? Tell me where he is!!Hayate: I… I d-don’t know!!! He just pops up unexpectedly!!!
: Hmm…*the girl lets go of Hayate and throws him to the ground*
Hayate: Oof!
: You’d better not be lying!!!Hayate: I-I’m not!!!
: HANABI!!!Hayate: Oh, what now?!?
*another red-haired PC, an Ardent Corsair girl, runs over to rein in the first girl*
Hanabi: Oh! Aly-neesan!
Hayate: Aly-who!?
*the Defender girl runs up to Hanabi’s side*
: I’m really sorry about this. I hope my little sister hasn’t caused you any trouble.Hayate: I-It’s okay, really… Uh…
Alkaid: Oh, I’m sorry again. My name’s Alkaid. And this is my little sister Hanabi.
Hanabi: Hmph!
Hayate: Um… I’m Hayate.
Alkaid: Hanabi! What do you say?
Hanabi: …Yeah, whatever. Sorry.
Hayate: …Not very open with her feelings, is she?
Alkaid: *sigh* You have no idea…
Hanabi: Hey!
Alkaid: She can be quite a handful sometimes.
Hanabi: I’m standing right here, you know!
Hayate: …Hey, why are you looking for Kyuzo anyway?
Hanabi: What else!? To defeat him!!!
Hayate: Defeat him?!?
Hanabi: Of course!! As the “Persistent Firecracker”, I aim to be the strongest Blade Brandier in The World!!!!!
Hayate: …Persistent…what…?
Alkaid: *sigh* It’s nothing. Hmm… Hey, Hayate?
Hayate: Huh? What?
Alkaid: I have a favor to ask. You see, I’m really busy in the real world today, so I need people I can trust to keep an eye on my sister.
Hayate: And you’re asking me!?
Alkaid: Yeah, I know, I just met you and all, but I don’t have anyone else to turn to. You see… When it comes to The World, my sister loves to cause trouble.
Hayate: Trouble? What kind?
Alkaid: Yesterday, she challenged the Kestrel guildmaster to a fight. When I went to bail her out, I had to give them all the GP I had so they would leave her alone…
Hayate: …Ouch…
Hanabi: Hmph! I still think I could’ve handled them by myself!
Hayate: …It’s just for one day, right…?
Alkaid: Just one day.
Hayate: Well… Sure, I guess I could watch her.
Alkaid: Really!?
Hanabi: Aly-neesan!! I don’t need a babysitter!!
Alkaid: I’ll be back in a few hours, okay? Thanks again! *logs out*
Hanabi: Hey!!! Don’t ignore me like that!!!
*Hayate and Hanabi look each other in the eyes*
Hayate: …Hehehe…
Hanabi: Hmph!
*…Glaive LeGable @home…*
Coolidge: …Oh, man, I could look at that trophy all day…
Usa-chan: It is pretty, isn’t it? *glomps Izumi* Oh, I’m so proud of you, Izumi-chan!!!
Izumi: Uh… T-Thank you, Usa-chan, but… H-Hayate did most of the work…
Neon: Speaking of which, where is that kid?
Coolidge: Hehehe… Probably busy signing autographs.
*suddenly, Hayate walks in with Hanabi*
Hayate: Hey, guys…
Orion: Welcome back, Hayate. …Hmm? Who’s your friend?
Hayate: This is Hanabi.
Hanabi: So… This is your @home? Pffff! Kestrel’s @home’s bigger!
Coolidge: …Yeah, so? We’re an intermediate guild!
Hanabi: Hmph!
Coolidge: Grrrr…
Usa-chan: So, what’s she following you for?
Hayate: Well…
*three minutes later…*
Hayate: …and that’s pretty much it.
Coolidge: So… You’re a babysitter?
Hayate: …Don’t rub it in…
Izumi: It’s only for a few hours, right? We can help if you want.
Hayate: Really?
Usa-chan: Yeah!!! Let’s go to my favorite area!!!
Hanabi: Yeah, why not? This place bores me anyway.
Coolidge: …This girl’s beginning to piss me off…
*D Hidden Forbidden Radiation ~ Arche Koeln Falls*
Usa-chan: This is my favorite area in The World! Isn’t it beautiful?
Hanabi: What the hell!? I thought you were taking me someplace to fight monsters!
Hayate: Later, Hanabi, I promise.
Hanabi: *groan*
Usa-chan: Oh, look! They’re here!
*Chibi-Usa turns Hanabi’s attention to floating Aura Spheres*
Hanabi: *sarcastically* Wow…
Izumi: Cute, aren’t they? They’re called Aura--
Hanabi: Yawn.
Usa-chan: *emitting a black aura* Grrrr… This girl’s beginning to get on my nerves…
Neon: Let it go, Usa-chan… Just let it go…
Hanabi: Forget this! I’m going somewhere to fight monsters!
Coolidge: Hmph! …You wanna fight monsters? Fine… How about…the strongest monster in The World!?
Hanabi: Now we’re talkin’!
Hayate: Coolidge, are you sure about this?
Coolidge: Sure! What better way to get her mind off monsters than scare it out of her?
Hayate: Well… If you say so…
*q Returning Invincible Huge Being ~ Dark Morrigu Barrow Wall*
Coolidge: Okay! You can open your eyes now!
*Hanabi opens her eyes and comes face to face with The One Sin*
The One Sin: *loud roar*
Hanabi: …
Neon: …So, what’ll it be, Hanabi?
Hanabi: …
Hayate: (…I think it’s working…)
Hanabi: I… I…
Hayate: (It is working!!)
Hanabi: I say… DO OR DIE!!!!
Hayate: (SAY WHAT?!?)
*Hanabi starts running towards The One Sin*
Hayate: What now, Coolidge?!?!?
Coolidge: My bad!!! I didn’t think she’d actually say yes!!!
Hayate: That’s your problem!!! You never think!!!
Coolidge: Hey, at least I didn’t agree to be a babysitter!!!!!
Izumi: Uh… Guys?
Hayate/Coolidge: Huh?
*the guys see Hanabi on the ground, her body in black and white*
Usa-chan: …What now?
Hayate: We revive Hanabi and get the hell outta here, that’s what!!!
*Izumi revives Hanabi with Rip Maen*
Hanabi: Ahh! Okay! Let’s try again! *gets killed* Dammit!!!
Hayate: …
Coolidge: …
Izumi: …
Neon: …
Usa-chan: …
*Izumi, Coolidge, Neon, and Chibi-Usa all glare angrily at Hayate*
Hayate: Uh… Hehehe…
~ Next Time on Infected! ~
Hanabi: You’re all boring! I’m gonna find my own adventure!
Hayate: Hanabi, wait!
~*~*~*~
Kyuzo: …I hear you’re lookin’ for me…
Hanabi: Kyuzo!!!
~*~*~*~
Coolidge: …This ain’t good…
Neon: *sarcastically* …What was your first clue?
~*~*~*~
Alkaid: I’m back! …Hmm?
Hayate: …
Alkaid: What’s wrong, Hayate? …Wait. Where’s Hanabi?
7th Phase: Pandemonium’s Prelude!
