Post by Hayate on Jun 12, 2007 9:50:56 GMT -5
.hax//WTF Songfic
"Date Rape"
Let me tell you about a gir...boy I know
had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.
He heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a girl he'd seen before.
Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.
Haseo: Oh crap its her...
Atoli: Haseo!
Well his eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to his at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And he said."Wait a minute I have to think."
She said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.
*Haseo is on the flood vomiting*
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
Atoli: Haseo! Take me now!
Haseo: Get off of me!
That's when things got out of control.
He didn't want to, she had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
She finished up and he started the car
She turned around and drove back to the bar.
She said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
Atoli: Haseo! Lets do it again!
He picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit her in the head, now she got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylie.
Haseo: Bullseye! *picks up another rock*
The next day he went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then he took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day she stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little very "friendly" person!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave her 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
Haseo: I'm free *tears of joy*
That night in jail it was getting late.
She was butt-raped by a large inmate, and she screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
Piros the 3rd: Happy tis friend!
Atoli: Wha- you!
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
Atoli: Haseo *cries*
Piros: Your love makes me hot!
That's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on women of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
*Haseo dances*
DATE RAPE
He didn't want to TAKE IT!
(Parody of "Date Rape" by Sublime, written by Marche)
"Date Rape"
Let me tell you about a gir...boy I know
had a drink about an hour ago.
Sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown Hell.
He heard a noise and she looked through the door.
And saw a girl he'd seen before.
Light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile.
Haseo: Oh crap its her...
Atoli: Haseo!
Well his eyebrow raised as he walked through the door
And took an empty seat next to his at the bar.
"My brand new car is parked right outside. How'd ya like to go for a ride?"
And he said."Wait a minute I have to think."
She said, "That's fine. May I please buy you a drink"
One drink turned into 3 or 4 and they left and got into his car
and they drove away someplace real far.
*Haseo is on the flood vomiting*
Now babe the time has come.
How'd ya like to have a little fun?
And she said." If we could only please be on our way, I will not run."
Atoli: Haseo! Take me now!
Haseo: Get off of me!
That's when things got out of control.
He didn't want to, she had his way.
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
Come on babe it's your lucky day.
Shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
Come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
She finished up and he started the car
She turned around and drove back to the bar.
She said."Now baby don't be sad, in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
Atoli: Haseo! Lets do it again!
He picked up a rock, threw it at the car, hit her in the head, now she got a big scar.
Come on party people won't you listen to me.
Date Rape Stylie.
Haseo: Bullseye! *picks up another rock*
The next day he went to her drawer, looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the phone and filed the police report and then he took the guy's ass to court.
Well, the day she stood in front of the judge he screamed, " She lies that little very "friendly" person!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit and he gave her 25 years
And now his heart is filled with tears.
Haseo: I'm free *tears of joy*
That night in jail it was getting late.
She was butt-raped by a large inmate, and she screamed.
But the guards paid no attention to his cries.
Piros the 3rd: Happy tis friend!
Atoli: Wha- you!
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay to be drunk and horny.
But that's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
Atoli: Haseo *cries*
Piros: Your love makes me hot!
That's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on women of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
*Haseo dances*
DATE RAPE
He didn't want to TAKE IT!
(Parody of "Date Rape" by Sublime, written by Marche)
Uh... *backs away* *runs out door*
