Post by Hayate on Feb 1, 2007 22:34:17 GMT -5
The Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
Old Tri-Edge was PKing around
The World R:2 like a big playground
Tri-Edge: Grrrraaaahhhh…
When suddenly Haseo burst from the shade
And hit Tri-Edge with the skill “Gale Blade”
Haseo: Take this!!
Tri-Edge: GRAH!!
Tri-Edge got pissed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be shot by Xack
Xack: I don’t think so, buddy!!
Tri-Edge: HAAAAAAH!!!!
Who proceeded to open up a can of Xack Fu
When, all of a sudden, Slade came out of the blue
Slade: Ha-ha-ha!
Xack: You bastard!
And he started stabbing Xack with his pike
Then they both got flattened by Haseo’s steam bike
Xack/Slade: AAAAHHH!!!
Haseo: Whoops… Damn autopilot!
But before it could make it back to the @home,
Roux Kazuki popped out of Mac Anu Dome
Roux: …Heh…
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Haseo away with a rat-a-tat-tat
Haseo: Gah!!!
Roux: Hehehehe!! …Uh-oh…
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Lawliet the Sin came to save the day
Lawliet: CHA!!!! FEAR ME!!!!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
PCs, PKs, and deletions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
Tri-Edge took a chunk out of Lawliet’s health…
Tri-Edge: GRAHH!!
Lawliet: Gah!! You asshole!!
…like Gates took a chunk out of the world’s wealth
Gates: In Soviet Russia, money spends you!!!
And then Xack came back covered in a tire track
But Arkyron jumped out and landed on his back
Arkyron: HAAAAAAA!!!!
Xack: Oh, crap!!
And Haseo was injured and trying to get steady
When Roux Kazuki came back with a machete
But suddenly, something caught his leg and he tripped;
Akira the Breeder took him out with her whip
Roux: Ow!! What the hell!?
Akira: Ha-ha!! Pwned!! …Huh?
Then she saw Grey Fox sneaking up from behind…
Grey Fox: NINJA BITCH SLAP!!!
Akira: Tch! I’ll take care of you! …What the?
…and she reached for her gun which she just couldn’t find
‘Cuz Haseo stole it and he shot and he missed
And Arkyron deflected it with his fist
Arkyron: WHOOOO!!!!
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Roux Kazuki tried to pole vault
Onto Lawliet the Sin, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Grunty Stare
Roux: Who put a f**king Grunty here!?!?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
PCs, PKs, and deletions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown…
Freya sings out and BlackRose cries
Down descended Balmung of the Azure Skies
Balmung: Bow down before your master, bitches!!
UnKnOwN: HA!! I’m not bowing down to anyone – especially not some f.ag with wings!!
Balmung: …
Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of the evil UnKnOwN
UnKnOwN: GAH!!! My dragonballs!!
Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
As Haseo changed back into Axel the Flame
Axel: Hehehehe… No one will find me now…
Balmung: Nice try, bitch!!
Axel: Crap!!!
But Balmung saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Haseo’s head in between his thighs
Then Dekar the Black and Ovan the White
And Squall, Marche, Hartz, and Azure Flame Kite
Atoli and Sakaki, Nara and Hiiragi
Astrus, Angleton, Zero, and Kirby
Endrance, Kuhn, Mia, Destaros, Zelkova
Sirius, Silabus, Azure Sea Orca
IYOTEN, Asta, Tabby, Sakisaka
Shino, Shugo, Ryoko, and Tawaraya
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Balmung in his winged ass
Balmung: Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me!!!!
It was the bloodiest battle that The World ever saw
With players looking on in total awe
PC 1: Ooh… I’ve never seen someone use a fan like that…
PC 2: This is gonna give me nightmares…
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, better than the rest
Whiny Gaspard in a bloodstained vest
Gaspard: *crying* I’m all alone now!!
Lawliet: Grrrr… GASPARD!!!
Gaspard: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
PCs, PKs, and deletions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY!
Lios: …What just happened?
Helba: Nothing… Now set this place on fire and let’s start over…
Old Tri-Edge was PKing around
The World R:2 like a big playground
Tri-Edge: Grrrraaaahhhh…
When suddenly Haseo burst from the shade
And hit Tri-Edge with the skill “Gale Blade”
Haseo: Take this!!
Tri-Edge: GRAH!!
Tri-Edge got pissed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be shot by Xack
Xack: I don’t think so, buddy!!
Tri-Edge: HAAAAAAH!!!!
Who proceeded to open up a can of Xack Fu
When, all of a sudden, Slade came out of the blue
Slade: Ha-ha-ha!
Xack: You bastard!
And he started stabbing Xack with his pike
Then they both got flattened by Haseo’s steam bike
Xack/Slade: AAAAHHH!!!
Haseo: Whoops… Damn autopilot!
But before it could make it back to the @home,
Roux Kazuki popped out of Mac Anu Dome
Roux: …Heh…
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Haseo away with a rat-a-tat-tat
Haseo: Gah!!!
Roux: Hehehehe!! …Uh-oh…
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Lawliet the Sin came to save the day
Lawliet: CHA!!!! FEAR ME!!!!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
PCs, PKs, and deletions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
Tri-Edge took a chunk out of Lawliet’s health…
Tri-Edge: GRAHH!!
Lawliet: Gah!! You asshole!!
…like Gates took a chunk out of the world’s wealth
Gates: In Soviet Russia, money spends you!!!
And then Xack came back covered in a tire track
But Arkyron jumped out and landed on his back
Arkyron: HAAAAAAA!!!!
Xack: Oh, crap!!
And Haseo was injured and trying to get steady
When Roux Kazuki came back with a machete
But suddenly, something caught his leg and he tripped;
Akira the Breeder took him out with her whip
Roux: Ow!! What the hell!?
Akira: Ha-ha!! Pwned!! …Huh?
Then she saw Grey Fox sneaking up from behind…
Grey Fox: NINJA BITCH SLAP!!!
Akira: Tch! I’ll take care of you! …What the?
…and she reached for her gun which she just couldn’t find
‘Cuz Haseo stole it and he shot and he missed
And Arkyron deflected it with his fist
Arkyron: WHOOOO!!!!
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Roux Kazuki tried to pole vault
Onto Lawliet the Sin, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Grunty Stare
Roux: Who put a f**king Grunty here!?!?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
PCs, PKs, and deletions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown…
Freya sings out and BlackRose cries
Down descended Balmung of the Azure Skies
Balmung: Bow down before your master, bitches!!
UnKnOwN: HA!! I’m not bowing down to anyone – especially not some f.ag with wings!!
Balmung: …
Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of the evil UnKnOwN
UnKnOwN: GAH!!! My dragonballs!!
Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
As Haseo changed back into Axel the Flame
Axel: Hehehehe… No one will find me now…
Balmung: Nice try, bitch!!
Axel: Crap!!!
But Balmung saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Haseo’s head in between his thighs
Then Dekar the Black and Ovan the White
And Squall, Marche, Hartz, and Azure Flame Kite
Atoli and Sakaki, Nara and Hiiragi
Astrus, Angleton, Zero, and Kirby
Endrance, Kuhn, Mia, Destaros, Zelkova
Sirius, Silabus, Azure Sea Orca
IYOTEN, Asta, Tabby, Sakisaka
Shino, Shugo, Ryoko, and Tawaraya
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Balmung in his winged ass
Balmung: Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding me!!!!
It was the bloodiest battle that The World ever saw
With players looking on in total awe
PC 1: Ooh… I’ve never seen someone use a fan like that…
PC 2: This is gonna give me nightmares…
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, better than the rest
Whiny Gaspard in a bloodstained vest
Gaspard: *crying* I’m all alone now!!
Lawliet: Grrrr… GASPARD!!!
Gaspard: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY
PCs, PKs, and deletions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of .hack//GALAXY!
Lios: …What just happened?
Helba: Nothing… Now set this place on fire and let’s start over…
