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Post by The Hackfather on Nov 10, 2008 19:08:12 GMT -5
Post here any parodies you can think of or want to make up. Basically you write something like a mini-WTF or a gag line using anything related to the site.
One day in a random field where a fight between Kasai, Kaeion, and some others takes place....
Kaeion: THATS IT I QUIT! *puts weapon into subspace*
Kasai: Scared are you?
Kaeion: No! Think about it! I am an adolescent male, and I have had almost every comparable age female I ever met willing to jump into bed with me! I could probably score with their mothers, friends, and sisters too! So why the fuck am I dealing with you?!
Chibi Usa: He brings up a good point...
Paris: It's about time, I'm coming over!
Chibi Usa: Bitch! Where do you think you're going?
*catfight ensues*
Kasai: I killed your mom...and your dad...hehhehe
Kaeion: Who gives a shit?! They never impacted me psychologically til you brought it up...
Kasai: But I...
Kaeion: I could be out having a....uh...ten-way right now... and here I am trying to fight a 'big evil' in a game I don't even give a rat's ass about!
Kasai: But The World will....
Kaeion: I said shut up! I'm quitting, go play with yourself and have this world, I will be getting laid so much more than you ever did...who REALLY wins? Who came up with this crap anyway?
*Kaeion gates out*
Kasai: ....*begins sobbing*
Catfight: *drags Kasai in and he ends up getting mauled as a side result...resulting in Kasai comitting suicide in reality*
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Post by The Hackfather on Nov 10, 2008 19:15:26 GMT -5
Kyuzo: *sits in Mac Anu*
Kyuzo: *rolls eyes and plucks at fingers with a knife*
Kyuzo: *exhales...*
Kyuzo: WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?! I AM THE TERROR OF DEATH DAMMIT! YET I FIGHT THE LEAST OUT OF AN FACTOR USER
*a figure in a black robe comes in*
Kyuzo: Who the fuck are you?
L: I...am L...I am your father...
Kyuzo: It...can't be! It's not true!
L: Yes...and you do not fight, because I hate battles!
Kyuzo: You cannot be my father, I refuse to believe it! *draws brandier sword*
L: *draws guitar* Let us begin...
*epic fight*
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Post by Prinny Ramza on Nov 10, 2008 19:19:38 GMT -5
Jack: Wait? Whats your plan?
Kasai: I plan to use The World to create a perfect comatose world, but connecting it through all televisions and computers
Jack: ....oh right, but what about the Amish?
Kasai: What about them?
Jack: They don't have those things. Wouldn't that mean that the whole world will become Amish Country?
Kasai: Well that is simple.........You see.........I.....Will.......
Jack:......
Kasai: Well gonna go. With world domination, killing random people and kicking puppies and shit, I'm busy. *gates out*
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Post by Hayate on Nov 10, 2008 19:23:14 GMT -5
*Neon is seen surrounded by hordes and hordes of female PCs*
Girls: NEON-SAMA!!!!
Neon: November... December... The next year... The year after that... An endless supply of women!!! Life is sweet!!!
Rykala: ...Neon...
Neon: ...Uh-oh...
*Rykala castrates Neon in front of everyone*
Girls: Ewwwww... *leaves*
Neon: ...No... No! It's not fair! I had time! I had all the time in the world now! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
Rod Sterling-like PC: *enters* Take one Neon. Add 500 dozen women PCs primed to do whatever your heart desires. Then...add a pinch of Rykala, and you get a recipe for disaster. They say revenge is a dish best served cold. But in the case of Shiro Xion, it's hot enough to burn your insides until they melt...as you've seen here...in the Epitaph Zone.
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Post by The Hackfather on Nov 10, 2008 19:30:04 GMT -5
Gilgamesh and Kaori walk through Mac Anu, Kaori grasping onto Gilgamesh's arm with a Kawaii smile on her face while Gilgamesh has his usual sulking expression
Kaori: *smile smile*
Gilgamesh: ...
Kaori: *nudge nudge*
Gilgamesh: ...
Kaori: *puts on pout face*
Gilgamesh: ...
Celina: *gates in and sees the two* Hey, what's up?
Kaori: *puts on begging face*
Gilgamesh: ......
Celina: Gilg?
Gilgamesh: ....
Kaori: WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME?!?!!
Gilgamesh: ...
Kaori: *sobs*
Gilgamesh: ....
Celina: *tilts head*
Kaori: *hits head against the street of Mac Anu*
Gilgamesh: ....huh?
Kaori: Why....won't you say my name...when we....
Gilgamesh: ....I was AFK...
Celina: *faceflat*
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Post by BlackEcho on Nov 10, 2008 22:31:59 GMT -5
*Neon and Rykala are in a dungeon together, and as they are waiting for more chims to appear on the railway, there is a short silence among them before Neon speaks.*
Neon: So, this one time, at band camp...--
Rykala: .... *facepalm*
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Post by The Hackfather on Nov 11, 2008 18:17:35 GMT -5
*In Dol Dona, Hanabi, Chibi Usa, and Paris are having an epic argument over which one of them has the rights to pursue Kaeion as a love interest*
Chibi Usa: I've been trying to wear down the rock for so long!
Hanabi: You are a freak! Look at your hair color in reality, its unnatural! There is a need for normality with someone like that
Paris: Both of you are so ignorant...for ze lovemaking is a French specialty that cannot be ignored
Chibi Usa: WHAT DID YOU SAY FRENCHY? I MAKE LOVE JUST FINE!
Paris: Ah so you are ze whore...it all makes sense...
Hanabi: Well...no wonder he refuses...he doesn't really care about that kind of stuff...
Chibi Usa: THATS IT! *withdraws Voltan and lunges at Paris*
[Three way fight shortly ensues]
*Saber gates in...and sees the fight going on...tilting her head in curiosity...*
Saber: You know...you three are just wasting your time acting like this...
Chibi Usa: ....
Paris: ....
Hanabi: ....
*The three stop fighting*
Saber: *wry smile* Besides, we all know he will choose me...I have sophistication, maturity, and undefeatable battle power and will...
Chibi Usa: ..WHAT?!
Hanabi: You are dead...
Paris: Mon Ami...ze whores three are not at all scary....
*Kaeion and Gwen gate in...just after the event where Gwen had acquired Lance Gardenia from Arche Koeln Falls*
Gwen: *hugs Kaeion* Thank you for everything...I feel a bit better now
Kaeion: ...If you need anything else just ask... *Gates out for the day, the scene apparently misleading regardless of the fact he helped Gwen calm down about her emotional issues about Jack's coma*
Four Girls: *blink in disbelief at Gwen*
Gwen: *feels the gaze of scrutiny* What?
Hanabi: How...
Chibi Usa: Why...
Paris: When...
Saber: ...You...
Gwen: *sweatdrops* It's not...
Chibi Usa: KILL HER!!!
*Gwen flees...shortly pursued by the other four*
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Post by The Hackfather on Nov 11, 2008 18:30:34 GMT -5
*In the Casino*
Shirou: OH YEAH! JACKPOT BABY!! *Wins a big credit gain*
Dealer: Congratulations sir.
Shirou: I'll never be broke in this game again!
*Mac Anu*
Saber: Kyoko, could you please create for me the Divine Crest of Arms of Britain...
Kyoko: ...Wow...thats going to be hard...uh...it wll take 11 Million for just materials and 2 million for a service fee.
Saber: ....Very well....*sweatdrops and pays up*
Kyoko: Saber-chan, I am so impressed, how do you get all the money for this stuff?
Saber: ...You know, I don't know..its just like my money grows a lot...
*At the Casino*
Shirou: Okay baby lets keep this streak going. 15 Mil on Even, Black, and....
Dealer: ...I am sorry sir but you do not appear to have that many credits...
Shirou: What do you mean I don't.....*looks at inventory* WHAT THE FUCK?!
500 Credits Starting Bet: 2500 Gold
Time Spent to win a Jackpot: 16 hours
Your former Servant making you broke with her spending habits and you have no idea she somehow lives: Priceless
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Post by The Hackfather on Nov 11, 2008 18:38:31 GMT -5
*Kaga is in a field using his Limit Breaker and various rengeki to farm mass gold...blowing up monsters with over a billion HP in damage*
Kaga: Kekekeke...I'll get the best armor and weapons imaginable with all this...
??: FREEZE!
Kaga: *turns around and sees a figure in brown hair in a black robe, a red haired figure in a robe, and a white haired figure in a robe*
Brown: I am afraid you have gone on long enough...
White: Indeed, you are violating the rules here and you make too much gold
Red: We are going to reduce your power to a more reasonable level
Kaga: Who are you...?
Brown: Ovan
Red: Axel
White: LK
Kaga: Wait a sec...but my rengek...
Axel: *sets Kaga on fire, paralyzing him*
Ovan: *smashes Kaga with an oversized bat known only as NERF*
LK: *steals his money*
*The three figures gate out*
Kaga: Oh well... I still have my precious...
Axel: *gates in and yoinks the Limit Breaker*
Kaga: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by Kyuzo on Nov 11, 2008 18:49:54 GMT -5
*In the epic last battle between the Factor Users and Kasai, Kyuzo stops for a moment* Kyuzo: WAIT JUST WAIT UP ONE MOMENT Everyone: *stops*  ? Kyuzo: Okay....I've had enough of this. Why the hell are we fighting in some stupid online game!?! I mean for the love of God! YOU THERE -points to Kasai- YOU HAVE A MULTIMILLIONAIRE COMPANY AND A YAKUZA GROUP. Yet here you are spending precious money and resources to destroy the game. I mean...if you're so rich, can't you just buy out CC Corp and shut down the game!?! Kasai: Well...I...you see.... -gates out- Kyuzo: AND AS FOR YOU -points to Kaeion- What the hell is wrong with you? WHY ARE YOU SO EMO? Sure your parents are dead but look around you. You have helluva lot of girls to get laid from! A fricking motorcycle and fricking money. How the hell do you stay so fit with you coming here in this game twenty-four hours a day!?! Neon: Hey....Kyuzo, calm down. You're being a little mean... Kyuzo: Oh don't get me started on you! You and your sister has fricking super powers in real life. Aren't there people to save!?! But here you are standing here wasting your time in a game while cheating on your girlfriend. Happy? Hayate: Umm...I'm...leaving before I get... Kyuzo: OH NO YOU DON'T! I...I...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?! I hardly see you around and yet......just...AUGH! You're all fricking insane. If you guys want to waste your life here. Then I'm leaving. No wait...in fact.... *Kyuzo goes AFK for 5 minutes* Kyuzo: THERE. I FRICKING BOUGHT OUT CC CORP USING MY MONEY. I own it now. Hell, I'm closing down this game. Screw you people. I'm rich. I don't have to deal with this crap. *Kyuzo logs out...everyone is silent* Kaeion: Y'know....I think maybe this is why he doesn't fight much.... |
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Post by Prinny Ramza on Nov 11, 2008 19:03:46 GMT -5
Jack: Zefie, why don't you come to the real world, your mother is there isn't she?
Zefie: My mother doesn't need me there, I will only leave once i find someone who needs me
Jack: Zefie..... I need you
Zefie: *blushes* Jack........
Jack: *blushes* Zefie.....
Zefie: Jack.......... You're grabbing my boob........
Jack: Whoops, sorry
Zefie: Its still there..........
Jack: Once again, I'm sorry, let me move that.
Zefie: ...........
Jack: ..........
Zefie: Jack.....
Jack: But its squishy!
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Post by Zexion on Nov 11, 2008 19:47:46 GMT -5
* In a future not too far away in R:X Zexion sits on the serpent of lore where Yata's,Ovan's, and all other admins. sits were suppose to be* Yata:excuse me Zexion but what do you think you are doing? *Zexion turns around crossing his hands* Zexion:You Epitaphs are dismissed.This is our office now.Just see for yourself *As they look they can see that their names have been replaced by tags with the names of the factor users* Haseo:WTF! you guys are too childish to be here.Your just bluffing. Zexion:We'll see.Says Zexion as he snaps his fingers and Haseo falls through a hole as he then appears In Mac Anu's municipal trash disposal Haseo:That little c. bag he will see...wh.... As he looks to his right a Shino and Haseo doll holding hands....or at least they used too could be seen Haseo:No! my first anniversary gift that Shino gave me... Says Haseo as he lays there with a banana peel of his head rubbing the Haseo-Shino figures and crying. Zexion:Anybody else against their decision? take it to The Superior...Oh one more thing! all you stuff has been thrown out to Mac Anu's municipal trash disposal along with Haseo Dekar twitches: You arrogant bitches! you cannot replace me!? I am the almight AI-God Dekar! Zexion:I just did.Now please let me do my work! you admins neglected you job and there are alot of area in need of repairs.You have complains!? take it to The Superior *Zexion points to Ren* Ren:Yes!!! Ayliori we should decorate the serpent of lore with pink and Aqua...your favorite color! Ayliroi:Yes my love! I think that looks great! this shall be an old girls palace! and we will change the name to 'The Care bears chateou' Ren:OMG! THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! Both Dekar and DW stare with the a drop of sweat down there face To be continued (Maybe  ) |
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Post by Lunar Knite on Nov 11, 2008 21:52:26 GMT -5
Saber: So, Kaeion, when will be the next time you visit me in England?
Kaeion: Oh, um, I don't know.
Arturia: *waits for a better response*
Kaeion: Uhh...next week?
*A week later in England*
Kurio: *knocks on Arturia's door* Arturia? Are you home?
*Door opens up by itself and whole house is dark*
Kurio: *walks in* Hello?
*lights turn on upstairs and Kurio walks up the steps into the room*
Kurio: Arturia...? Waah!? * wakes up a few minutes later, chained to the posts of a bed and nothing but his drawers.*
Arturia: *turns on the lights and is dressed in full dominatrix form*
Kurio: What the hell? Arturia?
Arturia: Yes, Kurio. This is who I really am. Not a servant, but the master. And you will be my pet. *cracks whip*
Kurio: Oh dear god... I thought only the Japanese got like this.
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Post by Lunar Knite on Nov 11, 2008 22:01:27 GMT -5
*Kaeion and Tifa bump into each other*
Kaeion: Oh! What big... eyes you have!
Tifa: What are you gay? You notice my eyes before my boobs?
Kaeion: ... *squeeze* Is that better?
Tifa: Gaaah!!! PERV! *Tifa-punches him*
Kaeion: Oww...what the hell was that for!
Tifa: Look, no touch! *walks away*
Kaeion: Gawd, women these days...
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Post by Lunar Knite on Nov 11, 2008 22:10:25 GMT -5
Hazel: *on the corners of Mac Anu*
Neon: Hey there, pretty lady, how's it going?
Hazel: What? Just because I'm on the corner doesn't mean I'm a prostitute!
Neon: ...Well, are you?
Hazel: ...Yes...
Neon: Score!
*After the deed*
Hazel: Oh...just to let you know, I got a few CTD's*...
Neon: Aww, fuck.
CTD = Cyberly Transmitted Disease
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Post by Lunar Knite on Nov 11, 2008 22:18:58 GMT -5
Ren: Kaga, I need to talk to you.
Kaga: What is it, sis?
Ren: I'm pregnant...
Kaga: What?
Ren: And...you're the father.
Kaga: WHAT?! How?!
Ren: *blushes* You remember that time we merged...?
Kaga: *deadpan* No... fucking... way... I just impregnated my sister.
Dekar: *walks in hearing this* ...Son, I think it's time to learn the ways of the emomancer.
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Post by Lunar Knite on Nov 11, 2008 22:30:55 GMT -5
Kaori: Gilgamesh... I... like you.
Gilgamesh: Uhh... >.>
Kaori: *tears well up* You...you don't like me?
Gilgamesh: Just... wait...
Kaori: For wha-
Gilgamesh: *breaks out dancing* Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!
Kaori: ... *leaves*
Gilgamesh: ...and this is why I hate the world.
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Post by Lunar Knite on Nov 12, 2008 20:57:05 GMT -5
Hayate: *splits into Hayate Dawn and Hayate Dusk*
Jack: Dude...that's so weird... It's like you reproduce asexually.
Hayate (both): ... Don't talk again.
Jack: But wait, I have a question!
Hayate (Dawn): What?
Jack: If you were to fuck yourself, would it be considered masturbation or gay?
Hayate (Dusk): *to Hayate Dawn* Can I kill him now?
Hayate (Dawn): Be my guest.
Jack: I was just curious! *is killed*
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Post by Hayate on Nov 12, 2008 21:13:37 GMT -5
Jack: Hey, miss.
Ciel: *pops a vein* ...Shut up.
~~~
Axel Bear: *uses the Grope! skill on all female PCs*
Jack: ... *points to Ciel* ...You missed one.
Ciel: *pops another vein* Shut up!
~~~
Ciel: *gets up after being revived* Alright! Now I'm angry!
Jack: Whoa... Everyone, watch out! It's Ciel's time of the month!
Ciel: *pops 9001 veins* THAT'S IT!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! *pounces on Jack with scythe*
Jack: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!!!!!
Adept Sergeant: ...Is he okay?
Kaeion: ...Not even close.
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Post by Hayate on Nov 12, 2008 21:45:09 GMT -5
Neon: Rykala, what's wrong?
Rykala: ... *summons werewolves to tear Neon limb from limb*
Neon: *recovers shortly* Rykala...whatever I did, I... I promise I'll--
Rykala: SHUT UP!!!
Neon: *gulps*
Rykala: I know everything! Sano told me all about you!
Neon: *gasp* (She knows about me and Kyoko!?)
Rykala: He told me all about your Sailor Moon plush fetish!!!
Neon: It's not what you--! ...Wait, what!?
Rykala: AHA! So you admit it!
Neon: ... *looks at Sanosuke* Dude, what have you been telling her!?
Sanosuke: Hahahaha!!! Sanosuke strikes again!!! *runs away*
Neon: *drops to knees* SAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Squall on Nov 13, 2008 19:38:22 GMT -5
*After a hot steamy night, Neon and his partner get ready to leave bed*
Neon: "Oh man. That was great, you sure gave me a treat."
*The other PC giggles*
Neon: "Especially how you targeted that ONE part in particular...Come to think of it, why did you like doing that?"
*The PC turns around and says...*
Ciel: "Because I miss mine!"
Neon: "...."
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Post by Hayate on Nov 13, 2008 20:44:52 GMT -5
Kaeion: I am the voice of the fallen... Blood is my water... Retribution is my air... Have endured hundreds of battles... The reaper is my shadow... Resting within a cathedral of weapons... Haunted by cruel visions... Seeking redemption for a life untainted... So I pray to bring this to an end... DEAD ZONE!!!*at the end of Kaeion's incantation, he and Ovan appear in a new space; the sky is completely black and corpses are strewn all over the ground* Kaeion: Welcome to my Reality Marble, Ovan... It's the Dead Zone...where no one can hear you scream... Ovan: ... *takes out cell phone* ...I've got the Verizon Network. *to Ovan's far left, a large crowd of PCs is seen; among them is a PC resembling the Verizon spokesman* Verizon PC: You're good! Kaeion: ...Fuck... DON'T BE AFRAID OF
DEAD ZONES |
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Post by Neon on Nov 13, 2008 21:08:26 GMT -5
Getting tired of the sexual jokes and jabs he was taking. Neon does something drastic about this.
Neon:So they think I'm a freak huh? Well lets see how they handel this!
*Several hours later*
Hayate:.....Where are all the girls.
Kaga:*Has tears running down his face*.....No....why did he take Aylia!
*Several other guys were morning over a loss of something mostly a girlfriend or something*
Hayate:*Walks over to Kaga* What in the hell happened?
Kaga:Neon got pissed and my godliness could not stop him *cries again*.
Hayate:.........You got to be shiting me...how did he do that? Your one of the most overpowered character in R3!
Kaga:......Fan girl mob.....the horror the horror!
Hayate*See's Miharu walk by with a green glow in her eyes and gates into a area.Which makes Hayate sweat drop*........Remind me not to make fun of him again.
*Neon's private area,Has most of the female members of the world serving him except for a few exceptions*
Neon:*Has Gwen,Ayliori,Ren,Kyoko,Rykala,and Miharu all fawning over him on a couch. Neon is dressed like Hugh Hefner and the girls are in playboy bunny outfits* Do'nt piss me off or you will regret it! Now girls who wants to do mud wreseling?
*A ringed mud pit was summoned right there and the girls jumped in and started to fight*
Neon:....I love this. *Grabs the message board post* Make better Parodies or else this will happen!
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Post by Kyuzo on Nov 13, 2008 21:31:15 GMT -5
*Kyuzo walks over to Neon*
Kyuzo: No. -backhands Neon-
*Kyuzo has logged off,*
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Post by Hayate on Nov 15, 2008 2:06:23 GMT -5
*Kazuto and Kyoko are seen on a date* Kazuto: ... *looks at Kyoko* Kyoko: What? Kazuto: *looks away* Nothing. ... *looks at Kyoko again* Kyoko: What!? If something's bothering you, say it! Kazuto: Well... Shiro sent this picture to my phone... He says he took it back when you two were still... you know... *shows picture to Kyoko* [ img2.gelbooru.com//images/198/f15ea60d6d802b9d5098a445043a8678d3956587.jpg ] Kyoko: ... *blush* ...ARGH!!! DAMN THAT SHIRO!!! SNAPPING PICTURES OF ME WITH MY GUARD DOWN!!! I'LL MURDER 'IM!!! *elsewhere...* Shiro: ...I sense a disturbance in the force... |
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Post by The Hackfather on Nov 16, 2008 23:35:49 GMT -5
*In the same timeframe of Neon's RP* ?: 50 Million Hayate: ARE YOU NUTS MAN? ?: You want results, you have to pay big money Kaga: Fine...*pays 25 mil* Hayate: *grumbles and pays 25 mil* ?: Then it will be done...*holds out a hand and creates a gateway* Hayate: Is this right? Kaga: Who cares, I want my Aylia back... *Meanwhile in Neon's Playland....* Neon: *Phil Laugh* HA HA HA, Mud Wrestling... *A green gateway appears* Neon: *A figure clad in white and black armor appears, a glowing green lance in hand* Neon: Aww shit.... ?: I was sent to kill you...here's your chance to surrender. Neon: Over my dead body.... ?: I was hoping you would say that...*disappears...reappearing Neon and stabbing him in the chest with the lance* Neon: You...bastard....wait...I'll pay you double... ?: 100 Million... Neon: ...WHATTHEFUCK?! THEY PAID YOU 50? ?: Data Drai.... Neon: FINE, FINE! *forks over 100 Million* ?: ...Mission Accepted...*disappears in gateway* Neon: *breathes sigh of relief* *Kaga and Hayate are throwing a brew back confident in the return of their girlfriends* * ? Gates in with Spear raised* Kaga: ....You gotta be kidding me... Hayate: why... ?: A better deal...200 mil, take it or leave it... Kaga+ Hayate: Uhh.... ?: Deletion... Kaga+Hayate: OHSHIT!!! *flees* |
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Post by Dekar on Nov 19, 2008 11:44:08 GMT -5
*Kaeion, Ren, Hayate, Kyuzo, and Usa finiish a feild*
Kaeion: Sweet I got an awesome new sword.
Ren: I've been wondering, why are you so obsessed with weapons?
Kaeion: Well...
Kyuzo: Ren he's just trying to compensate for something.
Kaeion: What?! Kyuzo what are you talking about?
Hayate: And you've got that weird obsession with Woton.
Kaeion: I DO NOT!!!
Usa: Now that I think about it, it was pretty tiny...
Everyone turns to look at Usa.
Kaeion: Usa! You swore you'd never tell! *runs off crying*
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Post by Dekar on Nov 19, 2008 12:07:10 GMT -5
*Shiro sits moping in a corner and Samantha sees him and walks over*
Samantha: What's wrong Shiro?
Shiro: Rykala left me? *cries*
Samantha:...Why would she do that?
Shiro: I don't know something about being mad that I slept with Kyoko while dating her.
Samantha: Oh? What about Kyoko?
Shiro: She got mad that I slept with her to compensate for my own inferiority complex.
Samantha:...I see.
Shiro: I don't understand how does doing either of those make me a bad person, I'm a nice person, I'm the victim here!
Samantha: What?
Shiro: You're the only one who understands me Samantha please go out with me!
*Shiro leaps at Samantha but is quickly smacked in the face*
Samantha: You're a failure as a human being bye.
*Samantha gets home and Nathan is in the middle of a circle of candels trying to summon a demon*
Samantha: Dad I actually met someone more emo than you.
Nathan: WHAT IMPOSSIBLE!!!
*the next day Nathan sees Shiro and returns home*
Nathan: WHAT HAS MY ENTIRE EXISTANCE BEEN FOR!!!?
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Post by Hayate on Nov 20, 2008 21:44:03 GMT -5
*while the party is fighting Kasai, Ovan sends them a transmission*
Ovan: {Damage cap's gone. Go nuts.}
All: WHOO!!!!!
Neon: I'm SO gonna deal the most damage!
Gilgamesh: Pssssh! Please! I can totally out-damage you!
Hayate Twins: HELL NAW!!! WE CAN OUTDO ANY OF YOU!!!
Saber: Care to put your money where your mouth is, twin boy?!?
*as the party proceeds to deal WTFOMGBBQ damage to Kasai, Maya and Sherry watch from the rear*
Maya: Everyone here's a freakin' damage god while we're stuck playing the support team! What are we supposed to do now that the damage cap's gone!?
Sherry: ...Chinese Checkers?
Maya: Go f**k yourself, you bitch-in-a-can.
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Post by Prinny Ramza on Nov 28, 2008 21:03:01 GMT -5
Ovan: May I have your attention please?
*sitting on a row of chairs there is Aura, Althena, Zefie, and Freya*
Ovan: May I have your attention please? Will the real Aura AI please stand up? I repeat, will the real Aura AI please stand up?
*All of them stand up*
Ovan: We're gonna have a problem here..
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