Post by Zexion on May 11, 2008 22:53:58 GMT -5
Episode 2
Everyone's Meeting
Due to some people suggestions I will differ from writing my story as a book and do it as my peers are currently doing it.
Kyuzo: Of course I do.
Said Kyuzo as he suddenly lets go of the blade and flamingo danced behind Jack. Then he kicked Jack from the back and towards Hanabi.
Hanabi: Come on and kill him! Go ahead! Do it! They will dance together from any deletions! Just as long as you bring Ovan out! Hahahaha!
Jack was surprised at Kyuzo pushing him towards Hanabi
Jack: what the-I don’t like red heads there too smart for me…
He fell on Hanabi knocking both of them over.
Jack: Sorry.
He spoke as he quickly got up, trying bringing out his broad sword but accidently falls over almost KO Hanabi
Jack: Huh? Ovan of the knights? Why do you want to meet him? He’s a scary guy for Aura’s sake
He said trying to pull out his broad sword from the ground as Hanabi twitched and didn’t think twice. When Jack almost dropped the broad sword on top of her; she pierced her sword right through him. She seemed to have a hard time controlling her feelings, and her frustration led to this.
Kyuzo: Hm…I wonder where Ovan is…when will that man come!? I have something VERY important to tell him!
At that moment, the flash of lightning occurs as Ovan reappears. He looks at Kyuzo and hits him with a bolt banning his account immediately for three days.
Ovan: I told him to stop saying that…I am his uncle, his UNCLE! When will HE find his truth!
He then looks at Hanabi and draws his bayonet...never a good sign
Ovan: Hanabi, for your transgressions, you are hereby banned from The World for a period of seven days....you must understand that you should not play The World when your going to have your you know what.
Ovan says as chains erupt from the ground and bind Hanabi.
Jack: Wait stop it! It is unfair for her to be ban for stabbing me once! I know I’m special but I provoke her, shouldn't you just leave her with a warning?
A few seconds later, Kyuzo appears with a ticked off look on his face.
Kyuzo: Listen here uncle! Mom said that you have to join the party she's holding next week. She couldn't get to you all day since you were stuck in this game all day and not paying attention to me. And the only way to get your attention if I got myself in trouble…why can’t you understand that I.... I don’t want to do this... my mom and dad will beat the crap out of me if they found out.
He had somehow managed to unban himself as well as Hanabi.
Ovan: …Kyoya how many times do I have to tell you the same thing all over again and again…how many accounts have you made the others ban now? Five? Six? I will call your parents later regarding that. Ovan says trying to keep somewhat professional.
Jack: How the-! What the hell? Didn't you just get banned? And you two are related? Awsomeness that means Ovan can teach me too?
Jack scratched his head for a clue
Kyuzo: This is my twenty-seventh one this month. Luckily I always have a back up account to transfer my character to. He yells at his uncle as he grinned and crossed his arm behind his back Just unban that shorty girl. She meant no harm anyway I mean it’s not her fault that she gets her period. Besides Mom says you're too much of a machista too strict...you treat everyone as some sort of hacker that you fought when you were younger or like some servant
Ovan: Listen Kyuzo there is no reason for you to be yelling, I can hear you perfectly and second, she was warned not less than an hour ago. A lesson has to be taught…well ciao I’m Gating Out
Kyuzo: Whatever, uncle. Your such a machista…that’s one of the reasons you won’t accept my love…well anyways at least you won’t notice that I unbanned the girl…not for a few hours at least
Jack was still scratching his head as he walked and Kyuzo grab a hold of him
Jack: Do you have a brain inside that head!? You prink!? Lets go on with the dance lessons
Mean while a Macabre Dancer Gates in into Mac Anu for the first time.
Paris: So this must be that delta server...looked better in the catalog…like they always do…
The Macabre walked with a stoic face to Mac Anu’s main bridge.
Blade Brandier: Hey babe…how about we got on a hawt date?
Twin Blade: Why do you come over to my guild and we can talk alone there…
Paris paid no mind to them, as she knew why they were staring as one dare to touch her ass but a sound was heard coming from her butt
Paris: Oops
To be continued….?
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Next time on .hack//Hidden! The story catches up to the current arc! What would the next hidden bloopers be for the next .hack//Hidden!
Everyone's Meeting
Due to some people suggestions I will differ from writing my story as a book and do it as my peers are currently doing it.
Kyuzo: Of course I do.
Said Kyuzo as he suddenly lets go of the blade and flamingo danced behind Jack. Then he kicked Jack from the back and towards Hanabi.
Hanabi: Come on and kill him! Go ahead! Do it! They will dance together from any deletions! Just as long as you bring Ovan out! Hahahaha!
Jack was surprised at Kyuzo pushing him towards Hanabi
Jack: what the-I don’t like red heads there too smart for me…
He fell on Hanabi knocking both of them over.
Jack: Sorry.
He spoke as he quickly got up, trying bringing out his broad sword but accidently falls over almost KO Hanabi
Jack: Huh? Ovan of the knights? Why do you want to meet him? He’s a scary guy for Aura’s sake
He said trying to pull out his broad sword from the ground as Hanabi twitched and didn’t think twice. When Jack almost dropped the broad sword on top of her; she pierced her sword right through him. She seemed to have a hard time controlling her feelings, and her frustration led to this.
Kyuzo: Hm…I wonder where Ovan is…when will that man come!? I have something VERY important to tell him!
At that moment, the flash of lightning occurs as Ovan reappears. He looks at Kyuzo and hits him with a bolt banning his account immediately for three days.
Ovan: I told him to stop saying that…I am his uncle, his UNCLE! When will HE find his truth!
He then looks at Hanabi and draws his bayonet...never a good sign
Ovan: Hanabi, for your transgressions, you are hereby banned from The World for a period of seven days....you must understand that you should not play The World when your going to have your you know what.
Ovan says as chains erupt from the ground and bind Hanabi.
Jack: Wait stop it! It is unfair for her to be ban for stabbing me once! I know I’m special but I provoke her, shouldn't you just leave her with a warning?
A few seconds later, Kyuzo appears with a ticked off look on his face.
Kyuzo: Listen here uncle! Mom said that you have to join the party she's holding next week. She couldn't get to you all day since you were stuck in this game all day and not paying attention to me. And the only way to get your attention if I got myself in trouble…why can’t you understand that I.... I don’t want to do this... my mom and dad will beat the crap out of me if they found out.
He had somehow managed to unban himself as well as Hanabi.
Ovan: …Kyoya how many times do I have to tell you the same thing all over again and again…how many accounts have you made the others ban now? Five? Six? I will call your parents later regarding that. Ovan says trying to keep somewhat professional.
Jack: How the-! What the hell? Didn't you just get banned? And you two are related? Awsomeness that means Ovan can teach me too?
Jack scratched his head for a clue
Kyuzo: This is my twenty-seventh one this month. Luckily I always have a back up account to transfer my character to. He yells at his uncle as he grinned and crossed his arm behind his back Just unban that shorty girl. She meant no harm anyway I mean it’s not her fault that she gets her period. Besides Mom says you're too much of a machista too strict...you treat everyone as some sort of hacker that you fought when you were younger or like some servant
Ovan: Listen Kyuzo there is no reason for you to be yelling, I can hear you perfectly and second, she was warned not less than an hour ago. A lesson has to be taught…well ciao I’m Gating Out
Kyuzo: Whatever, uncle. Your such a machista…that’s one of the reasons you won’t accept my love…well anyways at least you won’t notice that I unbanned the girl…not for a few hours at least
Jack was still scratching his head as he walked and Kyuzo grab a hold of him
Jack: Do you have a brain inside that head!? You prink!? Lets go on with the dance lessons
Mean while a Macabre Dancer Gates in into Mac Anu for the first time.
Paris: So this must be that delta server...looked better in the catalog…like they always do…
The Macabre walked with a stoic face to Mac Anu’s main bridge.
Blade Brandier: Hey babe…how about we got on a hawt date?
Twin Blade: Why do you come over to my guild and we can talk alone there…
Paris paid no mind to them, as she knew why they were staring as one dare to touch her ass but a sound was heard coming from her butt
Paris: Oops
To be continued….?
______________________________________________________
Next time on .hack//Hidden! The story catches up to the current arc! What would the next hidden bloopers be for the next .hack//Hidden!