Post by Zexion on Mar 30, 2008 20:57:24 GMT -5
Hello! Welcome to my .hack//Hidden where R:3’s hidden bloopers are show! Watch and see what they didn’t want you to see! XD
Warning! this hidden files are rated PG-13 for Violence,Language and some related sex materials.If you are 13 or younger I recommend not reading this.Also keep in mind that .hack//Hidden is mean to be comical,not to insult anyone using the some of real dialog said by R:3 characters
Well hope you guys enjoy!
and thoughts and comments are welcomed!
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Episode 1
Beginning in Mac Anu
*Ren Warps into Mac Anu’s Chaos Gate* “Its always so busy here…” says Ren as she walks about unnoticing she had gum and paper towel stock to her shoe as she opened the gates to Mac Anu’s main square as a girl behind her step on her toilet paper as Ren tripped and rolled down Mac Anu’s steps “ouch” “hahaha look at the cleric with the paper roll” “someone forgot to put her roll where it belonged hahaha!” said a Blade Brandier guy as they when to Mac Anu dome. ”Ouch! What was that all about...ugh! eww gum and toilet paper!? ewewew!” says Ren as she takes takes the gum off her shoes and goes to watch her hands in Mac Anu’s water fountain
Meanwhile at Mac Anu’s bridge Jack wonder through the crowd “Man, Gwen ran again with out teaching me those sexy moves from Hips Don’t Lie” he whined “I don’t get her sometimes…first she’s does this and than that” he muttered as his hand moved to his hip as he try practicing by himself and he accidentally threw a beast player off the bridge “ah oops” he said as he kicked some artificially dirt ahead of him and walked as if nothing.
Heart Gates in into Mac Anu’s chaos gate as he looks around “Wow!”The World" really is awesome....well maybe I'm a bit excited since...well this must be ugh what did the manual said...and yes this must be Delta server...well might as well start by going to town...I hope The World is as awesome as they showed it on TV" Heart goes to open the doors to Mac Anu only noticing the scenery and not the other players as he is tripped “hahaha Noob…” says a Twin Blade “Noob? Is that how you say welcome in The World?…I see” says Heart as gets up and goes outside mean while a player know as Hanabi gates in "Lousy, stuck up little soon of a bitch...hey!" She says as she had accidentally bumped into a player named Heart. "Why don't you watch where you're going?! You fucking noob!" She yells. Perhaps 'The World' wasn't as amazing as she thought because it was full of asses.
“Ugh! Pardon me but you are the one who bumped into me…and I guess noob was an insult...”’ says Heart as he was at the right side of Mac Anu’s main bridge looking at the water when Hanabi bumped into him, "I wouldn't have bumped into you if you weren't in my way!" says Hanabi as she twitches almost like she wanted to start a fight “Oh man…she twitched…this girl must have anger issues... Well if you were smart enough to look were your going to wouldn't have bumped into me!" says Heart starting to get annoyed by the girl as he noticed the guy behind her as he spoke to her” "Looks like some spoil brat is starting troubles" Jack muttered as he walked behind Hanabi. "Hey kiddo" he said tapping her shoulder. "You really shouldn't start fights, your annoying this poor guy. Or rather scaring him" Jack told her.
"What did you call me?!" Hanabi said as she turned on the other PC. "I'm not a kid. And mind your own business! Little boy!" She said, raising her palm threateningly. “Maybe you want a taste off my knuckle sandwich!” “Whatever kid, why don't you run and bother someone else?m’kay" Jack said, scratching his head out of annoyance. "You shouldn't make a bunch of noise just cause you can't see where your going”
“Screw you! Hippie" Hanabi yells in his face, withdrawing her blade out of subspace and piercing it toward Jack. As it almost reaches Jack’s nipple area the blade was stopped by one hand or rather two fingers. Standing there in between Jack and Hanabi was Kyuzo, his black hair covering parts of his eyes while having a cold, apathetic face. "Now now shorty. You really shouldn't do this in a town unless you want mods hounding you like a steak-covered criminal….besides why don’t you become one of those people who pierce body parts…if you do you might earn a pretty penny here in The World…Trust me I know…" He smiled slyly and chuckled.
An assault ace walks by seeing the scene. He shrugs as he leans against a stone nearby and watches. This was slightly interesting “did he say body piercing in The World? I might have to ask him where he got those…” Meanwhile, Ayliori gates in later and sees Hanabi fighting. She was quiet for now as she walked in haste, but she wondered just why Hanabi was starting a fight again “I don’t want to get involve in any fights so I rather find some normal people to talk with…”. "Ugh! Will ALL of you... MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS?" Hanabi retorts, shoving her blade out of Kyoya's hands. "I don't care let them come! Delete me all they want!" She yells, extremely frustrated now. “Man…why isn’t it coming yet!?” "Huh, who are you" Jack asked at the PC who had stopped Hanabi, shifting his attention form her to him “Hey do you know where I can get dance lesson here in The World too?” he asks out of nowhere.
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What happen afterwards? Did Kyuzo tell Jack where to get dancing lessons? Did Hanabi get what was coming to her!? Find out on the next chapter of .hack//Hidden!
Warning! this hidden files are rated PG-13 for Violence,Language and some related sex materials.If you are 13 or younger I recommend not reading this.Also keep in mind that .hack//Hidden is mean to be comical,not to insult anyone using the some of real dialog said by R:3 characters
Well hope you guys enjoy!
and thoughts and comments are welcomed! ________________________________________________________
Episode 1
Beginning in Mac Anu
*Ren Warps into Mac Anu’s Chaos Gate* “Its always so busy here…” says Ren as she walks about unnoticing she had gum and paper towel stock to her shoe as she opened the gates to Mac Anu’s main square as a girl behind her step on her toilet paper as Ren tripped and rolled down Mac Anu’s steps “ouch” “hahaha look at the cleric with the paper roll” “someone forgot to put her roll where it belonged hahaha!” said a Blade Brandier guy as they when to Mac Anu dome. ”Ouch! What was that all about...ugh! eww gum and toilet paper!? ewewew!” says Ren as she takes takes the gum off her shoes and goes to watch her hands in Mac Anu’s water fountain
Meanwhile at Mac Anu’s bridge Jack wonder through the crowd “Man, Gwen ran again with out teaching me those sexy moves from Hips Don’t Lie” he whined “I don’t get her sometimes…first she’s does this and than that” he muttered as his hand moved to his hip as he try practicing by himself and he accidentally threw a beast player off the bridge “ah oops” he said as he kicked some artificially dirt ahead of him and walked as if nothing.
Heart Gates in into Mac Anu’s chaos gate as he looks around “Wow!”The World" really is awesome....well maybe I'm a bit excited since...well this must be ugh what did the manual said...and yes this must be Delta server...well might as well start by going to town...I hope The World is as awesome as they showed it on TV" Heart goes to open the doors to Mac Anu only noticing the scenery and not the other players as he is tripped “hahaha Noob…” says a Twin Blade “Noob? Is that how you say welcome in The World?…I see” says Heart as gets up and goes outside mean while a player know as Hanabi gates in "Lousy, stuck up little soon of a bitch...hey!" She says as she had accidentally bumped into a player named Heart. "Why don't you watch where you're going?! You fucking noob!" She yells. Perhaps 'The World' wasn't as amazing as she thought because it was full of asses.
“Ugh! Pardon me but you are the one who bumped into me…and I guess noob was an insult...”’ says Heart as he was at the right side of Mac Anu’s main bridge looking at the water when Hanabi bumped into him, "I wouldn't have bumped into you if you weren't in my way!" says Hanabi as she twitches almost like she wanted to start a fight “Oh man…she twitched…this girl must have anger issues... Well if you were smart enough to look were your going to wouldn't have bumped into me!" says Heart starting to get annoyed by the girl as he noticed the guy behind her as he spoke to her” "Looks like some spoil brat is starting troubles" Jack muttered as he walked behind Hanabi. "Hey kiddo" he said tapping her shoulder. "You really shouldn't start fights, your annoying this poor guy. Or rather scaring him" Jack told her.
"What did you call me?!" Hanabi said as she turned on the other PC. "I'm not a kid. And mind your own business! Little boy!" She said, raising her palm threateningly. “Maybe you want a taste off my knuckle sandwich!” “Whatever kid, why don't you run and bother someone else?m’kay" Jack said, scratching his head out of annoyance. "You shouldn't make a bunch of noise just cause you can't see where your going”
“Screw you! Hippie" Hanabi yells in his face, withdrawing her blade out of subspace and piercing it toward Jack. As it almost reaches Jack’s nipple area the blade was stopped by one hand or rather two fingers. Standing there in between Jack and Hanabi was Kyuzo, his black hair covering parts of his eyes while having a cold, apathetic face. "Now now shorty. You really shouldn't do this in a town unless you want mods hounding you like a steak-covered criminal….besides why don’t you become one of those people who pierce body parts…if you do you might earn a pretty penny here in The World…Trust me I know…" He smiled slyly and chuckled.
An assault ace walks by seeing the scene. He shrugs as he leans against a stone nearby and watches. This was slightly interesting “did he say body piercing in The World? I might have to ask him where he got those…” Meanwhile, Ayliori gates in later and sees Hanabi fighting. She was quiet for now as she walked in haste, but she wondered just why Hanabi was starting a fight again “I don’t want to get involve in any fights so I rather find some normal people to talk with…”. "Ugh! Will ALL of you... MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS?" Hanabi retorts, shoving her blade out of Kyoya's hands. "I don't care let them come! Delete me all they want!" She yells, extremely frustrated now. “Man…why isn’t it coming yet!?” "Huh, who are you" Jack asked at the PC who had stopped Hanabi, shifting his attention form her to him “Hey do you know where I can get dance lesson here in The World too?” he asks out of nowhere.
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What happen afterwards? Did Kyuzo tell Jack where to get dancing lessons? Did Hanabi get what was coming to her!? Find out on the next chapter of .hack//Hidden!