Post by Kirby on Mar 27, 2008 18:15:05 GMT -5
I woke up that morning to notice something was missing
Not quite right
I looked outside, wondering what was missing
Then I saw what wasn't right
Everything was normal
Or at least it seemed to be
Nothing out of the ordinary
Except there was to me
There was giant, peanut eating leprechaun
How could this possibly be
Well his father was a leprechaun and his mother was hoonoomaun
And that is why he was a giant peanut eating leprechaun
Now every where I went and turned
That leprechaun did follow
I suppose I should have been disturbed
But he made me feel less hollow
Hollowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlow
At first I found it flattering
And it helped me get some attention
Everywhere I turned people came to me
But I wasn't sure if it was me or my new friend
But as things always do it took a turn for the worst
How could this possible be
And all leprechauns are phoneys; there is no doubt about it
But I was pretty sure not my giant peanut eating leprechaun
He is part monkey after all
Hmmmmlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlow
My giant leper pal became kind of lazy
He left all the work to me
No matter how much I complained he would keep the TV on
And raise the volume to drown out me
And one day when I was walking to my girlfriends house
She was wearing a great big blouse
It seemed all nice, but the blouse was the color of purple
This is his FAVEourite color
That hurt
So I hired a secret band of assassins
To 'take care' of my giant, green pal
I would never hurt him of course, he is my dearest friend
This is why I hired a band of secret assasins
Well my old chum, he never saw it coming
He cried out and he cried to me
Said he'd never do it again, it was just a one time thing
Said that he was sorry and that he was my only leprechaun
Well I woke up later that morning feeling pretty happy
Things were starting to look up for me
When I started to realize to my great surprise
I still had no idea what was missing
Not quite right
I looked outside, wondering what was missing
Then I saw what wasn't right
Everything was normal
Or at least it seemed to be
Nothing out of the ordinary
Except there was to me
There was giant, peanut eating leprechaun
How could this possibly be
Well his father was a leprechaun and his mother was hoonoomaun
And that is why he was a giant peanut eating leprechaun
Now every where I went and turned
That leprechaun did follow
I suppose I should have been disturbed
But he made me feel less hollow
Hollowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlow
At first I found it flattering
And it helped me get some attention
Everywhere I turned people came to me
But I wasn't sure if it was me or my new friend
But as things always do it took a turn for the worst
How could this possible be
And all leprechauns are phoneys; there is no doubt about it
But I was pretty sure not my giant peanut eating leprechaun
He is part monkey after all
Hmmmmlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlowlow
My giant leper pal became kind of lazy
He left all the work to me
No matter how much I complained he would keep the TV on
And raise the volume to drown out me
And one day when I was walking to my girlfriends house
She was wearing a great big blouse
It seemed all nice, but the blouse was the color of purple
This is his FAVEourite color
That hurt
So I hired a secret band of assassins
To 'take care' of my giant, green pal
I would never hurt him of course, he is my dearest friend
This is why I hired a band of secret assasins
Well my old chum, he never saw it coming
He cried out and he cried to me
Said he'd never do it again, it was just a one time thing
Said that he was sorry and that he was my only leprechaun
Well I woke up later that morning feeling pretty happy
Things were starting to look up for me
When I started to realize to my great surprise
I still had no idea what was missing